Lapse of concentration...Sorry Narendra!

I am correcting an oversite that I made about a month ago! I had promised that anyone that submitted a joke to me that I could use on the sidebar would get a post within my blog with their own blog url in it! Well, feather brained me forgot all about doing the promised post for the one and only person that ever submitted a joke to me! I thank you so kindly Narendra for your thoughtfulness in submitting a joke for me to use. :)

I sincerely apologize for the oversite and lack of concentration that lead me to not post this sooner.

Catcha later!
JennyB

Cleaning Poem- Joke of the day 03/18/2007

In case you missed it yesterday, I posted it on the blog itself. Let me know what you think of the daily joke, and if you have any ideas, feel free to email them. ;-)


I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer "yes."
He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click, I did, and oops
I found A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.
sigh
Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
((((((((hahahahahahah))))))

Laugh! It's funny!
JennyB

Use Big Words! - Joke

I will just briefly apologize for the profanity at the end, but I just couldn't resist sharing this little story/joke with all of you! I have had experience with the language thing with my own children in school already, so this one really struck a chord with me. I have been giggling for the last couple of minutes since I received this little email. thanks cris!

Here goes:



The new first-graders were trying very hard to adjust. The biggest hurdle
they faced was that the teacher insisted on "NO baby talk!"



"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my
Nana."



"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo."



She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
People' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done? "I read a book," he replied.



"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"




[I love this]






Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest with great
pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."