Joke of the day

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day;
so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the
disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures
doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Joke of The Day - via Narendra Shenoy :)

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It's-a illegal-a to putt-a 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means-a four-a!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You cant-a pull-a that-a one on me-a!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro means-a four.
You have five-a people in-a your car and therefore-a youarr-a breaking da law!"
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over.I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can't-a come. He's a busy with da 2 guys in da Fiat Uno."

Lapse of concentration...Sorry Narendra!

I am correcting an oversite that I made about a month ago! I had promised that anyone that submitted a joke to me that I could use on the sidebar would get a post within my blog with their own blog url in it! Well, feather brained me forgot all about doing the promised post for the one and only person that ever submitted a joke to me! I thank you so kindly Narendra for your thoughtfulness in submitting a joke for me to use. :)

I sincerely apologize for the oversite and lack of concentration that lead me to not post this sooner.

Catcha later!
JennyB

Use Big Words! - Joke

I will just briefly apologize for the profanity at the end, but I just couldn't resist sharing this little story/joke with all of you! I have had experience with the language thing with my own children in school already, so this one really struck a chord with me. I have been giggling for the last couple of minutes since I received this little email. thanks cris!

Here goes:



The new first-graders were trying very hard to adjust. The biggest hurdle
they faced was that the teacher insisted on "NO baby talk!"



"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my
Nana."



"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo."



She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
People' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done? "I read a book," he replied.



"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"




[I love this]






Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest with great
pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."