Joke of The Day - via Narendra Shenoy :)

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It's-a illegal-a to putt-a 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means-a four-a!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You cant-a pull-a that-a one on me-a!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro means-a four.
You have five-a people in-a your car and therefore-a youarr-a breaking da law!"
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over.I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can't-a come. He's a busy with da 2 guys in da Fiat Uno."

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Payperpost Direct has finally launched! This is absolutely the best thing that Payperpost has done lately. Now all producers and advertisers can cut out the middle man when it comes to their own advertising on their prospective websites and blogs!

Payperpost has invented a widget badge that you can put directly on your blog or website for advertisers to deal directly with you for their advertising! You can save an awesome amount if you have ever tried some other reviews and advertising opportunities. When using payperpost direct you will only be giving away 35% of your revenue instead of a whopping 50-100% of your commissions.

Why should you pay more for a lesser opportunity when you can exploit Payperpost Direct for less than half the overhead costs? It really doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you really think about it! I mean think about it isn't a 10% processing fee a lot better than a 50-100% fee for all of your hard work? I sure think so!

You still get paid for your regular blog ads that you can do through payperpost at the same time as utilizing this great new service that literally cuts out the middleman! You can hash out the blog entries that the advertisers really want instead of trying to make your way clear through all of the confusing details that sometimes get your posts rejected and therefor you get no money!

You also now have the opportunity to "bench" certain offers and advertisers and they can therefor do the same to you. This way we all get to the people and the advertisers that we are most interested in. That way you won't keep getting the same old offers from the same old advertisers that you really aren't interested in.

Everything is easier to manage with Payperpost still tracking all of your transactions to give you a yearly statement of all your earnings to present to the lovely tax villians that I call the IRS, but they must be paid, so they make it easy to keep track of it all! No more fears of an audit for me!

Try it out, sign up and see if you like it, you really have nothing to lose and everything to gain!

It will be a week tomorrow! Recap of the week so far

I was just sitting here surfing on the internet and it hit me that my kids have been gone for a week as of tomorrow! Oh my god! It sometimes seems forever and then it sometimes seems like they just left yesterday! Weird...

I talked to the kids at about 7 tonight, it was a good conversation with the usual "Ummm...I don't knows" thrown in for good measure when asked what they have been up to....Typical little butts always have to make it like pulling teeth for them to say anything! :) Gotta love em though!

I figured that I would finally have time to catch up on my lack of posting and neglecting my marketing, and the biggest no no, not posting on mylot and clicking on my ptc sites. *tisk tisk* Well so far, I haven't really gotten much of anything done this week. Except for spending money that I really can't afford to keep myself entertained and not driving up the walls sitting at home.

The few programs that I have been doing are surfing for traffic on >Screenblaze which is so easy, all I have to do is open the browser while I am surfing and just let it run, or I can leave my internet connection running and watch my screensaver! Free to join and you don't have to pay anything ever!

Marketing Pond is another website that I have been checking out a lot recently. Learning the ropes and making sure that I have all my referral id's in a row, so that I can get some more signups to some really great sites that I am a member of.

Well that is all for now, I shall work up some better statistics for some of my programs in another post.


Catcha later
JennyB

Anybody doing adraker yet?

I just signed up for this new ads program that is called Adraker.com! You get paid for posting your ads and reading just 1, yes I said 1 email per day! That is all it takes to stay active with their program and earn revenue shares from the company!

You get a chance to earn for FREE bonus slots that will earn you X amount of dollars every pay period when they calculate all the revenue that has been brought in and divide it up among the users that are active.

It really couldn't be simpiler to get some easy cash from this company!

Why don't you all try it out and see what you think?
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As always signups underneath me are always greatly appreciated and if you do signup underneath me, please send me an email or comment letting me know so, and I will publish your site in a seperate post as my way of saying thanks!

Catcha later!

Blogsvertise.com

Are you like me? Always looking for another way to monotenize your blog(s)? Good!

I have been utilizing blogsvertise.com for some of the money that I bring in via my blog for about a month now. They pay a lot better than Payperpost, when you get a tasked assigned to you that is! Sometimes the tasks can take a long time in coming your way, but it helps if your blog is seen by a lot of readers! Helps a lot!!!

First thing to remember about blogsvertise is categories. Make sure you pick the appropriate categories or you will not get any offers! Sad but true...Advertisers are not always looking to advertise for Depends....or something similar. lol
Check out all the categories before selecting the ones that pertain to your blog.

Second thing to remember is to make sure to complete your assigned offers on a timely basis. I have had several opportunities time out because they were caught by my spam filter. Frustrating as I missed out on $20 for those tasks. :(

Third thing check your filter for tasks! lol

Always log in everyday to see if there is an assigned task to complete. But make sure that you have at least 3 entries in between tasks on your blog. Also they do not like advertising from other companies to be close to their's. They will decline your postings if you don't follow this rule. So be careful in your timing.

Last of all check them out as it is completely free to sign up with them and to get started. The sooner you check the sooner you get started. :)

Lapse of concentration...Sorry Narendra!

I am correcting an oversite that I made about a month ago! I had promised that anyone that submitted a joke to me that I could use on the sidebar would get a post within my blog with their own blog url in it! Well, feather brained me forgot all about doing the promised post for the one and only person that ever submitted a joke to me! I thank you so kindly Narendra for your thoughtfulness in submitting a joke for me to use. :)

I sincerely apologize for the oversite and lack of concentration that lead me to not post this sooner.

Catcha later!
JennyB

Went on a cruise today

Hello everyone! I hope that everyone's weekend so far has been as good as mine went today! lol Me and the hubby went cruising over to the South Unit of Theodore Roosevelt National Park for the day. We went all the way through the 36 mile loop around the park and ate Taco Pizza from the Pizzeria in Medora that was to die for! Well maybe not THAT Good, but it was good! ;)

We got to see all the little prairie dogs and the buffalo! We almost ran right up the hind end of one that we didn't even see till we were right up on him! I will upload pics tomorrow as I am being to lazy right now to get the camera and set it up and do all that. It took a lot more out of me to go hiking than I thought it would! :)

Some of you may know by now that the kiddies are gone for two weeks to their dad's house. I am freaking already and missing them like crazy! I kept finding myself looking over my shoulder to point something cool out to the kids, and they weren't there! Ugh! Hubby is trying to help out as much as he can, but he goes back to work tomorrow for another 6 days, so the days will be mine to squander on absolutely nothing but myself. Weird.

Anyways, I will post more tomorrow when the nogging is actually awake.

Catcha later!
JennyB

Why I love using Payperpost on my blog!

One of the easiest ways that you can getads on blogsis by utilizing the amazing opportunities that Payperpost.com offers!

As I am sure some of you may have noticed that I have been utilizing Payperpost.com for a while now. :) I haven't done a lot of posts for them as sometimes it takes forever to log on and I lose my patience, but that is my computer's fault. Must get a new one! lol

I like Payperpost for a few different reasons:

1) I get paid to post my opinion on an advertising opportunity that I probably never would have heard of if it wasn't for Payperpost. I have done several that I thought were excellent ads that I really liked.

2) I get to choose which opportunities that I want to do. No one tells me what I have to do. There are hundreds of different opportunities available to me, I just need to find the ones that I want.

3) Guaranteed income! Need I say more???

4) Payperpost is a reputable company that a lot of people have already heard of! People are more willing to click on a link for payperpost than an unknown company!

5) I can do as many opportunities as I want! There are no limits to what I can do with my blog! I could post a hundred opportunities on my blog and as long as they are well written and thought out, I will get paid. :)

You can also get your very own blog reviews utilizing payperpost advertising!

I have been using Payperpost for about 4 months now and have been paid $25 for the few posts that I have done so far with no problems whatsoever! I couldn't be happier with my membership. I encourage any fellow bloggers that are not utilizing this powerful advertising and income opportunity to check it out as soon as possible! You really have nothing to lose and everything to gain!

JennyB

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Safelists and AdBlasts

I became a member of several different safelisters and adblasting websites a few weeks ago and have been trying to utilize them to my best advantage. It is sometimes hard to get your ad read by all those people that are also getting about 500 other emails a day that are not yours, but it is possible, and actually rather easy sometimes. It all depends on your pick-up line, as I like to call it. The title of your ad can make or break you in the safelisting and adblasting world online.

If your title is liable to make me fall asleep, I do not click it. If your title is the exact same as about 200+ other emails that have come into my inbox, I delete it. If your title is too focused into a certain group of people, I usually will delete it also. No hard feelings involved, I am just not interested in what you are offering. I do click into about 50+ emails everyday that I get from my safelists and also my adblaster sites. These are the people that have taken the time and effort to come up with a snappy, come hither, title that I just couldn't resist finding out what was in store for me on the other end. That is the biggest keep to making a success out of your lists and blasts that you send. You have to appeal to what somebody wants or desires.

Not easy but it can be done. I have had about 25 responses to one ad that I posted about a week ago and then I had about 30 to another one. Not bad. I could do better, but I am still refining my own techniques.

JennyB

Can it really be done? I think I might have found the way!

Ok I have been doing a lot of thinking and clicking and responding and surfing as of late and I was just wondering to myself what it is all for. Well it is all for money of course! What kind of question is that?!? I am doing it all for the money and then I do it for the pleasure of conquering something that I have not been able to conquer before!!! I am woman hear me roar... Whoops wrong track there! Anyhoo..

I have been doing all these behind the scenes things as of late and I am feeling somewhat in the shadows around here lately. Maybe it is just my outgoing personality or it is my abhorrance for other people getting taken for a ride, but I want to be able to share all of this useful info with everyone! It is hard to get it all down in one blog post without boring you all to tears. Plus it would be long.

There are a lot of things that you really need to do if you are going to make a go of anything on the internet! I really did not realize what I was getting into when I started all of this, but I have learned a few things since I did start. Not to say that I am doing a whole lot better now, but I have finally found the right path and I am finally starting to see some results. It took me a lot of time and effort, and not to say the least of which a lot of frustration with a lot of programs that didn't deliver what they promised. When it was all staring right at me in the face!

And it is all free! What more could I really have asked for? I have finally found a breakthrough in my referrals, and I really couldn't be happier. Now if I could just put it all in a concise order and get a handle on how to manage everything so that it would make sense to someone other than me, I might have something!

Plus I am hopeless at building my own website. I have a bravenet account and I can't even figure out how to get files on there to even get something to come up on my front page. Geez..I am starting to feel like an idiot there! But I am determined not to spend any money on my venture to do this, so I will keep plodding away until I get it and then chronicle my ventures so others can maybe follow.

Here's to your success and mine!
JennyB

Clicking away for money

I have been trying to find some other online ad viewing sites lately and I ran across a couple of good ones. I thought that I would share them with you in case you all were interested. They are pretty low pay out and the one that in highlighted in the top link and the very bottom link has about $13.00 in clicks. I just signed up about an hour ago and I am just getting my feel for it but the timer isn't bad at all, it is actually quite fast for me, which is saying a lot! lol And there are a lot of clicks available to me, and I took the free membership which entitled me to 1,000+ clicks right off the bat, so I am intrigued to say the least. They are all 1 cents clicks right now, but that adds up quick.

The second link is up to 5 cents clicks. Onsite ad views only. Sister site of Hits4pay.com. Check them out if you wish.
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Anyone do the traffic exchanges?

I have been surfing and clicking on traffic exchanges for the last week and wondering if it is going to do me any good. ;0) I am finding myself getting just a little desperate for money right at the moment and wondering if I can really pull this off. I need to relax. I need to get my ducks in a row and just do what I told myself I was going to do. Other people do this all the time right?!? Right? So why can't I?

Well I have joined about 10 different traffic exchanges so far, but I really don't know which ones are the best, and which ones are going to bring me in the traffic that I need for my sites. If you have any suggestions please feel free to leave them in the comments. :0) I will be very grateful for any help.

Well I will be going back to my surfing now. See you all later and have a great day.

Free Traffic Tycoon

One-Day Blog Silence Initiative in honor towards the victims of Virginia

This day shall unite us all about this unbelievable painful & shocking event and show some respect and love to those who lost their loved ones. On April 30th 2007, the Blogosphere will hold a One-Day Blog Silence in honor towards the victims of Virginia. 33 died at the US college massacre. Everyone with a blog can join this special event.



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Monex Deposit Company

Are any of you blog readers out there into investment opportunities or even into really cool stuff? I have a great company for you then! I was reading my blogitive opportunities and I ran across this really great one that I thought deserved a shout outMonex.com! They are all about silver coins, gold coins, silver bullion, gold bullion, and selling and trading all of these things.

Monex Deposit Company (MDC) will even ship your order to a personal bank for safe storage of your choosing! They also have exclusive personal handling as another option of delivering your precious metals right to your door. Monex Deposit Company has been in business for over 30 years in the precious metals investments exchange, so you can rely on these guys to deliver a reliable product with a fool proof guarantee.

As I was looking around the site I noticed that they show charts and prices for the current stock exchanges and let me tell you those numbers are pretty nice! The silver and gold bullion prices alone were astounding, so I think these guys are right on with there investment predictions that NOW is the TIME to buy into those SILVER and GOLD coin and bullion investments.

With the prices that this company is offering their products you can't really go wrong with these investments as you are sure to get a return on your initial investments as the silver stocks alone have been on a continual rise since 1990. As professional investors will tell you, our above ground resources of silver and gold ingots are steadily decreasing as we cannot keep up with the demand for silver every year.

Now would be the time to invest when the prices are still low. It is well worth the visit to this site to see what the investment process is all about and to see how easy it all can really be, to get a jump on all the competition and set up a little nest egg of your own for the future.