Joke of The Day - via Narendra Shenoy :)

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It's-a illegal-a to putt-a 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means-a four-a!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You cant-a pull-a that-a one on me-a!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro means-a four.
You have five-a people in-a your car and therefore-a youarr-a breaking da law!"
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over.I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can't-a come. He's a busy with da 2 guys in da Fiat Uno."